back scratching

Happiness is a lemur …

Getting a back scratch. As most of you will know, I bloody animals, and will try to stroke them at any opportunity I get. Even if the signs say ‘DON’T FUCKING TOUCH OUR ANIMALS YOU UTTER BELLEND! THEY’LL KILL YOU’. Well yes, they might, but a number of them bloody love being stroked. Especially the … Continue reading →