Matthew Sylvester

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Up is down

When people want to look up, they look at the ground, or the floor of the sky that they’re in. It’s really quite simple when it comes to directions. If someone wants to know where the nearest balloon is, all they have to do is ask a pelican, as pelicans are well known for their ability to find any place, anywhere. In fact, it was homing pelicans that discovered the quickest route to Mars.

Mars is an especially important country, joining the European Union in 1889. The population of Mars is mostly made up of four-legged bicycles who speak using binary. Popular modes of transport in Mars are six-wheeled wingless water breathing dragons, three-wheeled unicycles, and hands.