Matthew Sylvester
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I’m so clumsy, I lost an entire post
… on how clumsy I was. It was truly a piece of art, a hilarious account of how I tripped over a tree whilst on a map reading exercise. I’d be laughing if it wasn’t for the fact I well and truly cannot recover the damn story. So, I’ll have to write it again, and … Continue reading
Kidney gate – today’s the day
Finally, at last, the day has come for the kidney stone that has been the bane of my life since October 17th, 2014 to be removed. Well, blasted into tiny bits by a laser up my willy, I think that I’ll still have to do the actual removing. Which is going to be exactly like … Continue reading
Unofficial Dr. Who charity War Doctor Anthology Seasons of War is here
Last year I was invited to submit a story to what will most likely become one of the most well-known Doctor Who books there ever was;, the War Doctor charity anthology, Seasons of War. Now, you might think I’m joking, or wondering ‘eh? Who the hell are you, just some fan boy?’, but I’m not. … Continue reading
Wanted: Volunteers to colonise Mars
Virgin Mars is looking for intrepid explorers, manic miners, assorted academics and a conglomeration of civilians from all walks of life. Are you tired of life on Earth, fed to the back teeth with the petty rivalries of the nation states? Well, worry no longer, after 50 years all national, international and extraterrestrial governing bodies … Continue reading
What if the Roman Empire endured?
Imagine if the Roman Empire hadn’t fallen, hadn’t split into two separate empires, and had carried on from its peak under Trajan. Using our calendar, for ease, it’s now 1930. The Empire is led by Emperor Georgius the Sixth, and is broken down into three areas. The first is the west, in what we call … Continue reading
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