Matthew Sylvester
horror
Spring Heeled Jack – We’re safe now
“Jimmy! You’ve got to get off the streets, Spring Heeled Jack has put the word out, he’s after your head. I don’t know what you’ve done mate, but you’re fucking dead if you don’t hide.” Jimmy stared at the greasy little dipper standing in front him. Billy was not the sort of person you could … Continue reading
I hide in shame, and a little fear, from my bin men
Sounds sad doesn’t it? A 41 year old man, hiding from the bin men. But it’s true. See, we’re moving soon. We have a 120 foot garden (one reason we’re moving) which absolutely filled with plants that hate us. Don’t feel bad, we hate them just as much. In order to get the house into … Continue reading
Chip Shop of Horrors – OUT NOW! £2.00 for 135 pages!
That’s right, the “Chip Shop of Horrors”, edited by Stewart Hotston, and featuring amazing authors such as ME, Chris Amies, Phil Sloman, E.J. Davies, David Thomas Moore, Shane Porteous, and Greg Smith, is now OUT! For the amazing price of only £2.00 on Kindle, you get 135 pages of fast-food based horror. Not only that, … Continue reading
The Moving Statue – A poem by my daughter, aged 10
My daughter wrote this tonight as part of a homework assignment. I’m fairly impressed. She has a definite leaning towards horror in all of her writing. Warped little thing that she is 🙂 The moving statue I am the moving statue, Lifeless in the night when the great pearl of the sky comes to look … Continue reading
If you thought you were scared of clowns now …. just wait.
Coulrophobia, the fear of clowns. And, let’s face it, clowns can be downright fucking scary. Some are funny, some are tragic, some – such as mimes – are deserving of a 9 mil pill. But some, such as Pennywise the Dancing Clown’ are evil, pure focussed evil. Some people avoid their fear, others embrace their … Continue reading
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