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Chip Shop of Horrors – OUT NOW! £2.00 for 135 pages!
That’s right, the “Chip Shop of Horrors”, edited by Stewart Hotston, and featuring amazing authors such as ME, Chris Amies, Phil Sloman, E.J. Davies, David Thomas Moore, Shane Porteous, and Greg Smith, is now OUT! For the amazing price of only £2.00 on Kindle, you get 135 pages of fast-food based horror. Not only that, … Continue reading
What if Disney Princesses were historically accurate?
Buzzfeed Videos have put up a fabulous video featuring Disney Princesses such as Pocohontas, Briar Rose/Sleeping Beauty/Aurora, Snow White, Tiana, and Belle. With each, they feature them in historically accurate clothing (although I do feel that the ‘peasant’ clothing looked a bit rich), as well as a bit of information about the society they lived … Continue reading
My cat’s crack sniffing habit
My cat has a bad crack sniffing habit. Most people smoke crack. My cat sniffs it. We all know that cats do silly things. Hell, cats do stupid things. Well, mine does. In the back garden of our soon-to-be-old house, there’s a crack in the cement leading down to the lawn. Every day, after having … Continue reading
The first pricklings of doubt have raised their ugly heads
As many of you will be aware, I have been somewhat ill since October thanks to Kidney stone issues. Renal Colic is what they call it in medical parlance. On a side note I just realised that I used three words with foreign etymology in that last sentence. Regardless. Since October I’ve been on strong … Continue reading
Don’t be afraid to complain in a restaurant.
I learnt a very valuable lesson when I was quite young. It’s a very simple lesson, but one that many British can’t seem to grasp. If you’re served food in a restaurant that doesn’t match the description, taste nice, or is sub-standard, complain. Restaurants make their money by having people come to them, buy their … Continue reading
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